Nothing Beside Remains

May 27

• me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
• me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
• me during the day: how do I spell house?

May 26

having a functioning laptop

that

• can travel from room to room
• doesn’t die as soon as you unplug it
• goes to sleep after a reasonable amount of time instead of staying on all the time
• doesn’t heat up to the temperature of the sun
• has a battery life of like four hours (!!!)

is fucking awesome.

(Source: chibird, via crash-of-rhinos)

May 25

if this was still 2004, i’d say yes in a heartbeat

even though it would technically be illegal then

(via croker)

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(Source: jhnmyr)

nevver:

Tom Gauld

(via intellectual-orgasm)

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Ask me stuff -

thegirlwiththepie:

1. the person i like and why i like them.
2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
8. my last night out in detail.
9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
10. something i’ve lied about.
11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
12. something i’m currently worrying about.
13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
14. something i do without realising.
15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
16. a drunken story.
17. something i regret.
18. post a picture of myself.
19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
20. press ctrl v and post.
21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
22. 5 things i want to change.
23. my view on being tumblr famous.
24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
25. 5 things within touching distance.
26. story of my first kiss.

I’m at work for the next hour and forty minutes. No one asked anything last time, so here are some actual things. No excuses now! Muahahaha. 

(Source: purem0rning)

May 24

just got back from the doctor

(who happens to be my high school boyfriend’s dad … awk)

and apparently I have to have a zillion tests run and I just had to get blood drawn and a TB test and all these vaccines and like, what?! Also the point of this post is mainly that my new adult doctor is now my ex-boyfriend’s dad and it was weird. At first I thought it would be no big deal … probably because I haven’t been to an actual doctor since before college. Did you know doctors lift up your shirt to check out things in your chest? And ask you if you’ve seen a gynecologist and if your Pap smear was fine?? And of course they need to know what medications you’re on and since the only things I take are like, birth control and Claritin, that was weird. 

ANYWAY it’ll probably be the only time I have to see him except to get the results back, because I’ll just see the health center people at Chatham and then move somewhere else and have a new doctor there. I just know that he accepts our insurance because, oh yeah, both my parents and both stepparents see him too. Cool.